Cheer up, emo dog!
"So I appear to be dressed in hobo rags from the nineties. Thanks guys. What is this supposed to be? A dress up game? Why do you guys all look normal? Oh, I get it, some sort of joke?”
“Look.. the fun is over now. Take it off. Please.”
“Do you realise how degrading this is? I absolutely cannot show my face in public until you TAKE THIS OFF. Goddammit, I wish I could do it myself.”